The husband talks to have is to the kid
The business of word.
Yang Li:"We of the kid rise what name, you think like have no?"
Zhang Sheng:"Am I cutting and polishing, haven't thought good."
Small:"No matter you rise what name, anyway must give° my surname to take up, don't think your house for your this son, our house also only has me 1."
Zhang Sheng:"What does that call?BE Zhang Yang, not good.We can have no matter have to make open
Of, is Zhang Wei Yang, how?"
Yang Li:"You still want to climb to my head to come up to play power and prestige how of?"
Zhang Sheng:"That is Zhang Xiong Yang how?"
Yang Li:"What, bear?You still want to cover up to discard a person!Tell you, annoy so me again, this kid doesn't born."
Zhang Sheng:"Do not do not, call Zhang Jing Yang how?"
Yang Li:"Not bad."
The text chapter 4225 repairs darling/old acquaint with/loquacious
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The wife cooks a meal in the kitchen, busy get a full head of big sweat.Husband but sit leisurely and carefree by the side of the dining table he
Say:"Speak to eat, I have a research most .Like eat a pig brain to repair brains, eat a pork knuckle to repair feet Jin and eat."
At this time, the wife carries to come to a dish to stir-fry pig heart and puts on the dining table, the husband clips a cake of to put into a mouth
Inside, eat while asking wife:"You know is what this liver of pig, pig heart repairs what?"
"BE repair those persons who have no darling,beats by dre solo."The wife impatiently answers a way.
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2 husband and wife take a stroll on the street, the husband takes no cognizance the sign of road noodles and lead long a wife horizontal rush
Street, a car that urgently drives but leads almost hits them, the driver explores successful in career, lambaste:
"Feed, idiot!"
The wife is startled, ask a way:"Alas!How does he know you?"
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The radio station set is long radio station the audience rating for the sake of the survey, decide to make a phone call in the Sunday evening to
1000 men.
"Are you listenning to what now?"Like this ask a way to each men.
"It is listenning to a wife loquacious."In this 1000 men, have 934 people is return like this
Answer.
The text chapter 4226 spirit and fire/heavy male light female/forgetful
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The door front row of coal gas company wears a long brigade, old king a connect ran several days, still take a
The empty bottle goes home.
The wife asks:"Infuse spirit?"
Old Wang Da :"Infuse very fullly."
The wife happily prepares to cook a meal, a connected to row a few matches could not order fire as well.
"You infuse of what annoy?"
"Damp."
"How could not order?"
"Does the fire suppress in the belly!"
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Sometimes the husband and wife are old to want to living to be an of son , while giving birth to the second daughter, then call her"recruit
Younger brother".
Bear a daughter again the second year, then call "recruit again".
Living the third year of is still a daughter, still deathless heart, call "recruit again".
Still keep giving birth to a daughter the fourth year.two of him had to admit defeat and had to this minimum female
The son calls "extremely recruit".
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Mr. Zhou gets off work to go home and suddenly remembers a wife to give a letter that he sends, then hurry will whole
Body pocket Tao 1 time, didn't discover to just step into family.He loudly calls a way:"Wife, today
Didn't forget to mail letter for you on the whole, the letter had already sent out to go, wasn't in my pocket."
Wife Zhou from come out in the building, say:"Do not be getting more ridiculous, I forgot to hand over to letter this morning
You."
The text chapter 4227 muddle-headed professor/who is a robber/arrive street to go up a dozen
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"Professor hears that an adult borns twins.Is a male?Or female of?"
"Let me only think, seem to be an is a female of, the another is a male.However perhaps
Is also probably exactly the opposite mile of!"
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A day, Mr. Wang class next night go home, alone a person walks on the street that the robber often appears and disappears
On the way, suddenly, a tall fellow stranger is from he nearby one Lue but lead.Mr. Wang wishes,
Be getting worse, quasi- is the thing that stole me, hurriedly touch toward pocket, indeed as expected.The purse is missing
Mr. Wang cuts up rough but unwilling, pack 1,000 dollars money in purse!Hence, he figures out
On accounting, he the handle knob Chuai enter breast pocket and stretch out index finger to pack into the appearance of pistol and toward big
The stranger of son is harsh voice to shout a way:"Stop, I am a police, hand in purse!"
The big statures stranger is frightenned, he stops a step and fears ground to looking at Mr. Wang, lovely
Lovely from the pocket in took out purse.
Mr. Wang Gong returns to in home, lose but reply of the purse handed over to a wife, again just met
The business that arrives a robber said 1 time.The wife listens to behind big is surprise:"Your purse morning is before going out,
I have already taken out for you to put in the home."
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The husband is a niggard.Wife's temperament is ferocious.
A day, husband and wife's on business quarrels and starts to beat.The husband's clothes are torn open, the heat on the table
The water bottle also pulverized.The husband deplores greatly ground to call a way:"Do not beat, don't beat!"
Still the wife spirit shouts that the ground says:"You admit defeat?You still fight not noisy?"
The husband says:"I ain't to admit defeat, I am to deplore greatly clothes and thing!Want a dozen, we strip nude
The clothes arrive street to go up a dozen!"
The text chapter 422833 get nine/intelligent husband/half's word
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A couple get married just full three months, wife said to the husband:"I am giving birth to a kid,
Call in and assist in childbirth an old woman quickly!"
The "how, " husband gets a shock, "the somebody elses all say be pregnant then and can living for nine months, you this is ……"
The wife tooks a look him and says:"You ah, really silly.I ask you, I get married with you for a few months
?"The husband answers:"Three months."The wife asks again:"You get married with me how many months??"The husband answers again:"Three months."The wife points belly:"Kid how long in my belly?"The husband touches a head:"Three months."
"This to."The wife smiles, " three three months, do you calculate to calculate, is how many months?"
"Nine months!"Husband's as if relieved of a heavy burden, " I am really careless, connecting this debt can't calculate, either.Like, I called in and assisted in childbirth an old woman now!"
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The some husband and wife are street but lead, a pigeon son once flies the sky, one bubble pigeon the muck is by a happy chance unbiased
Fall on the wife's shoulder, wife hasty, favour call the husband take paper.The husband lifts up head, see pigeon son not to speak Wei
Living, move bowels everywhere, but don't know does the wife make him take paper stem and say:"Call me
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