Can have the opportunity of an explanation for my daughter."
The new people forced to promise.
After half an hour, the mother-in-law says to the new people by satisfied tone:"I know she will definitely explain of, she says to basically don't receive you of telegram."
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The words say to have to the lovers that mentions marry, have a sky, female of to male's saying, we are also quickly married, tomorrow I take you and see my daddy, conveniently and first give° the body you, but you want to work well protection measure first, listenning to of male very happily promise, the second day run in pharmacy want to buy a set of set, get to pharmacy, apothecary very benignly ask a male have to buy Shi Mo, the male's very ashamed question and answer wants to buy a set of set, and and the girl friend's circumstance tell an apothecary, ask him that brand more friendly, the apothecary listenned to to male's saying, good boy, really have yours, Wu is start to the male's introduction product, speak the Zhao speaks that the Zhao more speaks is more eager, from the set set arrive technique apothecary neither don't tell a male, most the Hou buying of male finished a set set, leave pharmacy, apothecary still to male's saying, be good friends with and encourage so much, on the second day male of depend on got to the restaurant of engagement punctually around, and female at this time of and her father also arrived and sat down Hou, male's saying, dining ex- make us say the prayers first, gladly promising of the female, the Wu is that the everyone pair of head is lowly, passed by for a minute, still being saying the prayers of male for two minutes pass by, male of be still low Zhao head, passed by for three minutes, the male's head still didn't lift up,
Most passed by for Hou ten minutes, male of still didn't lift up head, the Wu was a female of feel suspicious, for saying male, I have never known you this Mo is devout,
The Wu was a male to also say me to have never known that your daddy is an apothecary as well
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3879 to cook an egg and fries the story of egg
If there are a rightness of men and women, , after a network metted by chance, started a net loving.After a year of in love, now have already arrived can not separate, each other can not lose the situation of the other party, hence in a beautiful winter, they decide to meet.
Their meet is so smooth and make people envy, can be treated as perfect match, made by nature 1 rightness, hence both parties' parent immediately makes sure of wedding day.
The wedding hangs up lanterns and festoons that day, pleased spirit ocean ocean, here don't just say more.
The bride says to the bridegroom while going into nuptial chamber:"Husband forgets to tell you a matter, my chest doesn't calculate big."
The bridegroom saw a bride, in view of the fact in winter, full dress wears and sees not true, ask:"About have much big, your parable is for a while."
The bride says:"Is about similar to the egg."
Bridegroom Zuan Zuan fist, wanted to mean to say:"Be free, egg egg."
Go into nuptial chamber.*&￥￥#@￥%＾ *(Here delete 200 words, Hey Hey)
Sees just on the second day the bridegroom stand the voice is on the veranda tore play crack of shout:"Good heavens, this fried egg ability with cook an egg to compare?!!!!!!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3880 to pursue a freedom
Son:Father, you don't want to impede me this time, I want to a place of freedom and have wine, have smoke and still have a great deal of beauty there, I want ……
Father:Where is that ?
Son:You really don't impede me!
Father:Who impede you, I want with your a cake of two
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3881 the personal interview finally
The some company invites a new employee, after several investigating of rounds, choose three male a female carry on the personal interview of end.Personal interview that day, general manager in person horse, got their four people to arrive at a restaurant.The general manager wanted noodle with meat-bean sauce and immediately pose a question:"I am here only noodle with meat-bean sauce, you said to have what way can not spend penny money, eat this same side together with me?"
The first male should try to with assurance answer a way:"Want a bowl again, be divided into 2 of noodleses."
The second male should try to haughtily answer a way:"Need not so troublesome, take a pair of chopsticks again, eat and then go together!"
The third male should try to humbly answer a way:"I eat the noodles that the general manager leaves."
However, only unique female should try the answer of to make general manager satisfied most ,beats by dre solo, end, this female should try be appointed by the general manager for the secretary on the spot.The female should try the answer of BE:"General manager, you finish eating noodles to wipe a mouth
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3882 nun's fault
A nun arrives at nun director's in front to state his/her own fault.
"Lord!My guilty, I saw the man's the!"
"?The lord will forgive your offense and wash eyes with saint water!"
Led in a short while, a nun found out nun director.
"Lord!My guilty, I touched the man's the!"
"?Wash with saint water and believe that the lord will forgive yours.
The nun is fixing to go to wash hands, see two nuns being fighting.
"Why do you fight?"
An among those nun Fen Fen tunnel:"I don't think that saint water that once sat with her washes my mouth!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3883 painful painful ratings
The classroom inside is ascending"the touch of physiology", the teacher says:"Everyone shoulded once listen to and is divided into 12 classes the "pain" on the medical science.Is first degree to mean to be bitten the pain of degree by the mosquito Ding, the 12th class is also the most painful one class, that is the woman the pain while producing."
At this time, someone raises hand to ask a way:"Teacher, that pain with 13th class?"
Another student answers on his/her own initiative:"Being a woman while producing is arrived by the mosquito Ding!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3884 water
Winter came, there are a rightness of husband and wife, the sleepings all want to put hot water bag every evening at be lain in keep warm.A day evening, the hot water bag opened a very small hole, when both the husband and wife sleep of positive joss-stick of time, husband of a but the feet put at hot water bag up, so the hot water bag started leaking.The wife then and loudly calls a way after discovering:"Do not press, lightly order, underneath all already water."
It is thought in the husband dim moonlight that wife usually has an affair with man formely, is saying talk in a dream at the mid-night, the in the mind is very angry, hence by foot in the bedding disorderly Chuai.The wife got angry and then said:"All so much water, are you still indiscriminately making?Is sick!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers the story of chapter 3885 elephant and snake
Once, on a branch road in the forest.A head of elephant and a snake met.These are two who would not like to give way first, either!Hence they start arguing snake:Step aside quickly, you mean person!You think you is who, you pack what big petal garlic you?You aren't a face up grow 屌 !Elephant:(angrily gravamen)You are a mean person!You is what trick?You again arrive where go to?You aren't a 屌 up grow a face!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3886**
A men arrive a dentist that checks a tooth, check of time, the dentist asks him:"Is recent you**?"This person answers:"Tangibly say yes, is do this morning, you how the Mo know me**of?See a pubic hair on my tooth?"The dentist says:"Be not, I see be stained with some excrement in your tip of nose."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3887 to say to the pregnant woman
Have no another meaning, can I think that our kid doesn't have 15 catties.
I was really hard imagination wheat to am Nuo to unexpectedly give birth to a kid.
After borning a kid, your thigh can't return like this flabby?
Don't know that the doctor can postpone production as well?God protects, never be the day after tomorrow, I don't want to miss "the night of football".
Oh!Just at the time that I waked up, I still thought that I was to sleep to together shout with the Pa tile Luo's emperor!
Doesn't your letter believe?The pebble son that incredibly pulled up to come to a peanut size while moving bowels this morning of gram in Delhi of our office must dies painful that guy.
, Salty
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